It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right. It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. Love exciting and new. Come aboard were expecting you. Love life’s sweetest reward Let it flow it floats back to you? On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show? Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeds a millionaire. Kinfolk said Jed move away from there.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the millionaire and his wife. Knight Rider: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Sunny Days sweepin’ the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street.
But they got diff’rent strokes. It takes diff’rent strokes - it takes diff’rent strokes to move the world. Why do we always come here? I guess well never know. Its like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there-under under the sea. The mate was a mighty sailin’ man the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour tour. Michael Knight a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent. The helpless. The powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Makin their way the only way they know how. That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone. Doin’ it our way. There’s nothing we wont try. Never heard the word impossible. This time there’s no stopping us.