Play Zone - Jokes

Muffed three easy goals

The match was over and the team captain, who had muffed three easy goal shots, came over to the manager and said, 'You'll have to excuse me if I dash off, chief. I've got a plane to catch and I don't want to miss it.' 'Off you go, then,' said the manager. 'And better luck with the plane.'

Let the ball do the work

'You're all feet!' yelled the coach at the practice session. 'All feet! How many times have I told you - use your brains, use your feet, but let the ball do the work!' , 'Well, don't tell me,' shouted the unfortunate player. 'Tell the damn ball!'

One Liners

  • Football players are the only people who can dribble and still look neat.

  • A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support.

  • When the manager of a Third division club started to discuss tactics, some of the team thought he was talking about a new kind of peppermint.